Since we'll be spending so much time together here, let's take a tour, hmm?
This is my cozy little kitchen, spacious enough to fit one human and one cat comfortably. Unfortunately, it's generally occupied by one small human, one giant human, and one cat at all times, which leads to quite a few stomped-on toes and tails.
These are my knives. I use them to cut things, and on occasion, fingers.
This is my ice cream maker. Winston (cutest kitten in the whole wide world) gave it to my for my last birthday. Also, these are our vitamins. We keep them on the counter so we remember to take them with meals, and of course we always forget.
More gear: The Greatest Blender Ever, an adorable miniature food processor, and fruit! That matches my walls!
The Swedish Chef is the patron saint of my kitchen. Which probably explains why there are soup stains on the ceiling.
And this is the most ancient toaster oven in history. It used to not work, but now it miraculously does. Good story, Kat.
Last but not least, Fitzgerald! On my refrigerator!
So there you have it. There's plenty of beer in the fridge; make yourselves at home, won't you?