I’m back from a week in the Pacific Northwest, a week that was very decidedly NOT hot as balls. And now that I’m back I feel like I was away for 47 years, and oh yeah, it’s also HOT AS BALLS. Because it’s summertime. And summertime means CORMS!
Dear Santa I sure do love corn. It’s something I inherited from my mother, I think, who used to bring home 20 ears from the roadside veg stand, steam them all up in a big ol’ pot, and proceed to eat all 20 ears all by herself.
My boyfriend, however, is lazy. He does not like to eat corn on the cob.
But he will eat corn if I do most of the work for him, which does NOT mean, by the way, that I chew it up and regurgitate it back into his mouth like he’s some kind of baby bird EW GROSS YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING.
(Winston, unlike many lolcats, appears to have no interest in corms.)
ANYWHO, this is my super-healthy version of creamed corn that I came up with all by myself, and it’s light and fresh and requires very little cooking at all, plus unlike real creamed corn there’s no actual cream involved, just a little creaming of the cob.
And this is how you cream a cob.
FIRST! Remove the corn kernels as originally demonstrated in this instructional video.
THEN! Use a spoon to cream the cob as demonstrated in the following instructional video:
You’re gonna want to do that over a shallow bowl or deep plate to capture all the juices that you scrape out of there. It’s slightly messy work, but it’s delicious work, and delicious is half the battle. What’s a battle? I DON’T KNOW.
Moving on. To the recipe. Which is why you’re here (presumably).
For 2 servings you’ll need:
- 2 ears of corn, kernels removed and cobs creamed
- 1/4 c diced onion or shallot
- 1 tsp butter or olive oil
- Salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes to taste
- Splash of chicken broth or water
- 1/4 cup fresh basil leaves, chopped
- Freshly squeezed lime juice (if you use those bottles of lime juice you’re not allowed to make my recipes anymore), to taste
Add the creamed corn and a splash of broth/water. The starch from the corn creaming will thicken up the sauce and the broth/water will help the kernels cook evenly. Simmer that until the kernels are tender and the liquid has mostly evaporated.
Remove the pan from the stove and add the basil and enough lime juice for bright, tangy freshness. And add a little more salt and pepper if you think you need it.
If all went according to plan, you should now have a light, summery side dish in under ten minutes. If not, well, MY BAD.